escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
"I’m telling you, this ghost is dangerous!"
*curtains shake menacingly*
*coworker looks directly into camera with a “done with this shit” expression*
For every person who reblogs this post I will personally come to your house and DUEL YOU
THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE
With Pokemon or magic wands? What’s your weapon of choice?
is there a scholarship for trying